NANC-E takes care of your infant with large metal claws


If you’ve ever needed a break from your kids, the NANC-E Nannybot from Buy n Large is ready, willing, and able to take over. NANC-E is will automatically feed and ’stimulate’ your newborn child, while continuously monitoring health and happiness levels. And don’t worry, no unauthorized person or animal may approach NANC-E without providing the correct verbal cue, lest (I can only assume) some sort of defensive mode is activated. Find out where to get a NANC-E for your children at the Buy n Large website.